"Dave's Old Porn" http://www.davesoldporn.com/ on Showtime is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. Dave Attell's comments are the best part, but since you're watching 1940s to 1990s porn anyway, it's certainly not boring. Its exactly like Mystery science theater 2000 with porn. The sad part is all the movies I remember renting. So far the funniest thing Dave said was when Belladonna said she didn't like hairy *******s. Dave said
Don't that kinda creep ya out when she goes: "Iiiiiiiyyyaaaaiiiiii Poppie...." To me that sounds in Redneck terms: Hey sis, I gotz somethin to showya..
Damn, now I have to purchase Showtime. Attel impressed the hell out of me with "Insomniac", and I can think of no-one more capable of covering this highly treasured lost artform.
Back in '79, a few fellow residents and I went to the Forum in Philly to see "Pretty Peaches", with Desiree Cousteau. About half-way through the presentation, an elderly gentleman (damn near Mopar's age) began screaming that his chest was hurting, and pleaded for help. The two of us closest to the aisle drew the short straws, and tended to him until Medic 7 arrived to take him to HUP (where we were residents).
Back in high school, two friends and I ditched to steal one's dad's car and drive into the city to see "the devil in Miss Jones." We didn't realize that when we snuck into the theater that three teenage boys would attract so much attention, especially because we were trying so hard to be invisible.
It wasn't until years later that I finally figured out that to greasy old guys hunched in their seats with raincoats on their laps in the middle of the week, we must have seemed like a bucket of hot KFC chicken. To tell you the truth, it wasn't until this internet thing came along that I realized how weird people can be. My god, what a dirty movie that was, too. Holy cow.
Got me peeing my pants Laughing.. So that takes a Lot... (Chuckling)